the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
youtuber with 3 subscribers: hey guys ive had a lot of requests to do this video
"omg you’re gay?! I’ve always wanted a ga-"
This discribes my cooking skills perfectly.
"talk dirty to me"
That about sums it up.
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
When he texts you first